This week's Six Sentences are from Judge Not: Class Reunion which is a short story in my new book Legal Briefs: Over The Knee Justice.
Eileen wants to remake her regular guy husband into someone he's not for her class reunion. Here's his reaction to the clothes she bought him.
“I don’t wear shirts with alligators on them,” he said.
“It’s not an alligator. It’s a man on a horse. I thought it sort of went with your cowboy image.”
“Which cowboys use polo mallets? Seems like a rough way to herd cows.”
This isn't my sexiest bit of writing, but it cracks me up. Hope you enjoy it too.