This week's Six Sentences are from Judge Not: Class Reunion which is a short story in my new book Legal Briefs: Over The Knee Justice. Eileen wants to remake her regular guy husband into someone he's not for her class reunion. Here's his reaction to the clothes she bought him.
“I don’t wear shirts with alligators on them,” he said.
“It’s not an alligator. It’s a man on a horse. I thought it sort of went
with your cowboy image.”
“Which cowboys use polo mallets? Seems like a rough way to herd cows.”
This isn't my sexiest bit of writing, but it cracks me up. Hope you enjoy it too.
I loved that line in the book! Enjoyed reading Legal Briefs. Eileen deserved every spanking she got.
ReplyDeleteVery funny! I love it!
ReplyDeleteI loved this line too!
ReplyDeleteThanks Ladies! It's always fun when others enjoy the parts that I like---makes me think I'm not such a goofball afterall.
ReplyDeleteI like spanking, I like sexy, and I like fun. So, it's all good:)
ReplyDeleteI like your attitude!
DeleteCracks me up, too! Yeah...herding cows with that mallet would take some doing. I love your hero's attitude. Fun six today.
ReplyDeleteThanks! And welcome. Don't think I've seen you here before. Thanks for stopping by!
DeleteGreat line! I so love a hero with wit!
ReplyDeleteA quick wit is sexy, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteI agree. hero with wit and a smart mouth is always enough to make me go weak! Sounds good. :)
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